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    Kanye/Caitlyn 2020: Caitlyn Jenner named Kanye’s running mate

    In a quick conversation with reporters, Kanye West announced that transgender Olympian and reality TV star, Caitlyn Jenner, will be his running mate in the November presidential elections. Jenner was supportive of Donald Trump’s 2016 but has since soured on Trump – calling him “the worst”, making her the perfect presidential runner up. Asked by […] More

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    Trump Replaces Washington Monument With Giant Can Of Goya Beans

    (Babylon Bee) WASHINGTON, D.C.—Liberals have been complaining about the Washington Monument, which is named after the notorious racist George Washington. Well, Trump is now appeasing them, having taken down the century-old obelisk, replacing it with a 350-foot-tall can of Goya pinto beans. The authentic Goya can is 350 feet tall and 200 feet wide and […] More

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    Trump Demands Facebook Investigate Why Obama’s Post Got So Many Likes

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Donald J. Trump has demanded that Facebook investigate why a status update posted by former President Barack Obama on Monday has received so many likes. Speaking to reporters on Wednesday morning, Trump said that the more than eight hundred and fifty thousand likes that Obama’s post had garnered as of […] More

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    Trump to Give Putin Office Space at White House

    (The Borowitz Report) – In a sign that Donald J. Trump’s control over the Republican Party is now complete, congressional Republicans on Thursday defended his decision to give the Russian President Vladimir Putin office space at the White House. A newly emboldened Trump told reporters that he had furnished Putin with a corner-office suite and […] More

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    Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid

    PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report) – Donald Trump was reportedly “hopping mad” on Saturday after a surprise ICE raid left his Mar-a-Lago retreat with no employees. The ICE agents conducting the pre-dawn raid swept through the opulent Palm Beach club and left guests with no one to prepare their food, wash their dishes, or […] More

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    Future Trump Will Be Named Supreme Leader!

    Donald Trump will undoubtedly be remembered not only as a successful President, but he will be considered the greatest president ever of the U.S.A., as well as being the last. This from a man “anonymous” who has access to a Wikipedia Time Machine (WTM) that enables him to see articles published on Trumpmedia (in 2025) […] More

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    Trump Tower Moscow Deal Done!

    Under the guise of a summit to discuss political differences between the United States and Russia, the Vatican Enquirer learned that the behind the doors meeting between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, in Helsinki, was to concrete the Trump Tower Moscow deal. “This was clearly the focus of discussion,” a source close to the Putin […] More

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    Melania Leaves Donald, Writing Tell-all book With Marla

    The mystery of Melania’s absence, of not been seen in public in weeks is solved: Melania has left the Donald and has moved into a trailer in NW Georgia with Marla.  They are writing a tell-all book called “Our Donald”. CNN’s Anderson Cooper has supposedly (according to Russian internet bots) worked it out so that […] More

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    Trump Boys Set Up ‘Don And Eric Law Place’ To Help Dad With Legal Problems

    (WASHINGTON) After gathering supplies such as a magnifying glass, a spool of twine, and a number of depositions drawn in crayon, Donald Jr. and Eric Trump reportedly set up the “Don And Eric Law Place” in a White House electrical room Monday to help their father with his ongoing legal woes. “Objection! Objection,” said Eric […] More

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    U.S. VP Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives

    (WASHINGTON) Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. “Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of […] More

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    Trump to Fine Latinos for Use of Term “American”

    America — For years, Latinos have insisted that they are also “Americans.” Now, US President Donald Trump plans to fine them each time they use the term. Latin-Americans have well-known fury from being excluded from the “American” membership. Each time a US citizen identifies as American, the resulting argument is more intense than deciding which […] More

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